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10/17/11 - Los Angeles, CA

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10/20/11 - Ann Arbor, MI

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I came home today to discover my maid had died while carrying my laundry upstairs. The doctors said Rosita had a massive stroke and was probably dead before she hit the ground. 

She was an OK housekeeper, especially for a woman in her mid eighties- she worked really hard. For those of my friends who used her as their maid we are having a short very informal service at my apartment.

She was the kind of maid that you hardly ever had to yell at or scold because she was old enough to know when she fucked up. And it was impossible to stay angry at her especially when those milky blue eyes starting oozing tears.

I’m sure by now Rosita is doing an OK job washing clothes in heaven, but if you have a moment please send her a prayer. She was a hard working champ and her knotted arthritic hands, leathery sailor skin, and reasonable daily rate, will be sorely missed by me and many others.