January 2011
3 posts
STATE OF THE UNION
This is the state of the union address my penis wrote to my body.
Arms, Head, Torso, Chest, Stomach, Legs, Ass, Hands, Feet, and everything in between:
Tonight I want to begin by congratulating all the new cells that have recently regenerated throughout the entire body. We are also mindful of the empty patch on top of our head where there once was flourishing hair, and pray for the many hairs...
My maid died on my stairs
I came home today to discover my maid had died while carrying my laundry upstairs. The doctors said Rosita had a massive stroke and was probably dead before she hit the ground.
She was an OK housekeeper, especially for a woman in her mid eighties- she worked really hard. For those of my friends who used her as their maid we are having a short very informal service at my apartment.
She was...
BLOOD LIBEL
I have obtained a copy of an early draft of Sarah Palin’s now infamous blood libel speech.